Poem, Homework

I don't have my homework because...
     My dinner was steak,
     my bus was late,
     and I had soccer at 8.
I don't have my homework because...
     I didn't get back till 9,
     my stomach didn't feel fine,
     and in my homework I forgot to rhyme.
I don't have my homework because...
     I couldn't find a shirt,
     my brother was eating dirt,
     and I got really badly hurt.
I will accept any punishment like...
     Cleaning up the house,
     eating a whole entire mouse,
     and wearing my mom's blouse.